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…Let’s talk about you-and-may….♫ (British accent makes it rhyme)
So most of you know my wife has put on a liiiiiitle bit of stomach weight these past 9 months which she just informed me is a actually a BABY and she’s not hiding a post-Halloween jack-0-latern under her shirt (phew). She has been incredible these last 39 weeks and deserves a break from picking winners hence moi gets to do it. Embarrassing story? I once saw asked a woman if she was fat, and she said “NO, I’M PREGNANT!” (whoops and JK) This turkey is set pop out the oven 2 days before Thanksgiving so if everything goes as planned, we’ll be enjoying HOSPITAL FOOD on Turkey Day!!!
And just for the record, I’m not one of those husbands who walks around telling people, “WE’re pregnant”. What’s all that “WE” stuff? SHE is pregnant, not me guys, so why do some men say “WE are pregnant”? I do that mainly because I don’t want her walking up to a group of her friends and saying, “WE have been chewing on a toe-nail clipping for 20 minutes.” I…*I* have been chewing on a toe-nail clipping for 20 minutes. Sheesh.
Oh, I have a question for you all: out of 756 comments NOT ONE OF YOU SAID YOU WERE THANKFUL FOR COLLIN?!?!?! Really ladies, after ALL these years? One person *did* mention my name, but not a single ounce of gratitude? (epic eye roll). I would’ve picked everyone to win who said “I am thankful for Collin and his slanted chin”.
Lesson learned, ladies?
Now, if you DIDN’T WIN anything today, please do NOT get angry and throw you’re computer out the window. Bright side? At least your name isn’t Eunice Bumsniffer. (glass is half full, people).
Let’s start with the 5 winners of Bijou Market handmade awesomeness!
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